Apparently this is what Dr Claw from inspector gadget really looked like... real let down

darcy

The Franchise

What's UP? I can't believe that it took me longer than Donnie to get onto this whole blogger deal, Darcy practically had to walk me through it step by step. I'm still loaded right now and have to go play BBall in about an hour. Big celebration last night for those of you who care Goron Rudic is now an engaged man.

Now for something serious. You guys have been listing High School nicknames like it's lunch time at the calf and have forgotten the franchise. The one who started it all, LAPMAN. Who's got the official lap count?

Peace
EZED

Sham spring break

Just finished my sham spring break (or as lyndsay likes to call it hodlellanson spring break madness) (sham because I didn't actually get time off, I just didn't go to class). The Sis' visited for the week which lead to several drunken evening of fun. Congrats Mr. Allas on the new job, I can't think of anything more fun then analyzing stuff, and making large complex tournaments for video games... I know you are still doing it. Ignore dates on the pics, megan's (the champ's)camera doesn't know what year it is.
Time to watch some movies

darcy

Tis and the ball-n-chain (note: that is not dirt on his chin)

Team Clellan... drink much?

Lyndsay turns into highway patrolman everytime she does jello shooters

Employed Again

I am a Corporate Finance Analyst for First Energy Capital Corp. of Calgary. I am now going to go and get a huge bottle of wine and get fucked out of my damn mind.

- Allas

C Dubb getting married eh!!!

I can't believe that shit, but that's sweet. I better be invited too, well to the party anyway... Ohh and did I say Tofu.... I meant to say hot dogs..... I hear Scarthy Wonka is a meatatarian now too, we should have a big meat fest bbq some day, what do ya say? So last night I went to Myrons with chris connolly and went to a party in the vip room upstairs.... It was pretty sweet, saw some people there that I haven't seen in a long time. Allas you'll be happy to note that I was talking to Brad Driscoll..... Fucking hillarious. Also Trevor Bell was in the house, and very drunk I might add. Steve McSwain..... The list goes on, it was a pretty funny night. JP send me some Risky Biz sweat pants too. I'll definetely check you guys out when you come to C-Dot in a couple of weeks.

Peace,

Donnie

My Invite

I better get an invite from C-dot or i'ma lose it.

J, eye twitching.....that's too bad. Try drinking more water if that doesn't work, try and get a handycap thing so you can park where ever you please.

And Donnie I too do not believe that you eat tofu. That is bullshit....i can just imagine your house. Your Dad only eats meat and sees you eating tofu, HA, he'd be calling you faggot for a year.

J mark me down for a pair of dem joggers....XXXXX-L.

- Allas

I talk with slang and I'ma never stop speakin' it.

HA... Allas.. the rule still applies. You should this new girl at Sobeys.. DOPE! Mike is definatly not vegan anymore. He'll give you his recipe for grill cheese someday if your lucky. My recipe I'll share with you is... mint oreos are vegan :P

Who wants Risky Biz jogging pants?

my upper eyelid has been twitching consistently for like 3 weeks now.. any suggestions?



x0
JD

Tis... you crazy bastard

Found out to day that Tis is getting married August 6 at the cottage. You will all be glad to here that I am best man so everything will run smoothly

Donnie I believe you eat as much tofu as you do mustard

Darcy

Mike's Ristorante.... Eh!!!

Thanks for the tip brother, I'll drop a resume off tommorow. You guys should know that I too have almost completely cut meat out of my diet... I love tofu now!!!!

Donnie

3 'Clells in montreal

Donnie, Heather tells me they are likely looking for male servers at Mikes if you are interested. She wasn't sure if you would be able to get 40h a week (if that is what you want) but she said they were looking for guys (and you get to work with a 'clellan - obvious perk
Allas, I'll scan you some meals on the weekend, too busy now with an exam on friday, but if you plan on removing meat from your diet you might want to get more of some of the following

bean, lentils, tofu, seitan, soy milk with omega 3, soy nuts, nuts and seeds, veggie-tables and fruiti-saurus'

I also recommend including in your diet:
- 1 tsp of cinnamon /day
- tumeric
- jasmin green tea (loose leaf preferrable)
- kamut pasta
- miso
- ground flax seed
- dark chocolate
- red wine (the cheaper, the better for your wallet)
- wheat germ
- buckwheat
- oatmeal

Lyndsay now tells me that I am a loser... I will continue to ignore
A cool book that lyndsay picked up that you might want to look for is "The Okinawa Program" It describes the diets and lifestyle of the elders of the island of okinawa (who have the greatest number of centarians in the world)
The sis' are visiting for a week, green train, green train, whoo whoo!

Darcy

Grocery Store

OK I just came home from the grocery store. I'm not sure if everyone still does this (or ever did, other than me, J and Grza). When you guys go get groceries how do you pick what checking lane to go to? Line size, special item lines?.......all I do is walk up and down the isle until I see the hottest girl working and then go in her line no matter what. And this is not because I want to talk to her or anything, I do this because it's the RULE!

Now I'm not sure if you guys still follow the rule .....but just to let you know, I still do.

- Allas

Going home is a no go.

Well it doen't look like I'm gonna make it home for the all-star weekend. I got a phone call tonight for an interveiw for the job that I've been trying to rat my way into. Hopefully Friday morning at 9am MT I'll be Calgary's newest 'Investment Banker'. Then everyone can make fun of me and call yuppie. But ya know what, I don't fuckin care....I'm Rick James Bitch, Enjoy Yourself!

On another note.....J, did Brendan just send you a bio about himself with a picture. Sounds like the most fucked up thing I've ever heard. And you could let him know that 'roids are not straight edge. I think that I'm gonna send out an email with my picture and resume attached, as well as a detailed description of my life cycle. Just to make sure that everyone from high school still knows my name.

Also Darcy I have yet to receive any veggie recipies from you. JD and Scarthface if you guys want to drop some on the blog feel free. I have been trying transform my diet. I have cut meat almost completely out of my diet (maybe have sushi(with fish) once a month)....but I find it hard not eating the same thing over and over so any new dishes would be most welcome.

- Allas

ps. J, you do have the most lovely fluffy hair *sigh*

BH.

So I got an email from Brendan Hanson today. He looks pretty huge. He's back living in halifax now and get this... He's straight edge now. Isnt that weird? He's all into Buddhism and stuff. This was in a little bio about him... "I'm a child prodigy turned rebellious junkie turned confused burnout turned pathetic junkie turned straight-edge arrogant prick.

Remember he used to always tell me I had fluffy hair?!

weird.
-JD

All Star Weekend

Allas if you're coming home I recommend this weekend for obvious reasons... All-Star weekend. Anyone else who's obsessed with basketball is also invited to the official Donnie and the Postma boys Keith/NBA Live 2005/All-Star Weekend-Fest happening at a location yet to be determined....

Nash for MVP,

Donnie B.

Anyone who has a computer, xbox, or PS2 and likes soccer should get Winning Eleven 8 (Pro Evolution Soccer 4). Doesn't have the license like FIFA does but the games is way better - Darcy...... codes

A Special Occassion

Wow, the stuff you guys come up with is ridiculous. I can't remember yesterday and you guys are recounting your first visions after exiting the womb. Recounting the John arnold saga is definitely the funniest thing I have read in awhile. I believe I have a closer connection with him since he did live just up the street with me. One of the funnier stories I can remember from when we were young and I got around with dave pratt, nick craswell and tommy lavigne was that we would always manage to convince them to fight each other, how I don't remember, but one time in there back yard they started hitting each other with bats which continues to pieces of glass and axes if I recall before we had to break it up.
I think you would all like to her that Tis (the chris) got engaged on saturday!

Darcy

I hurt myself...

..laughing my fucking ass off at Baraka!! I played football with him in grade 11. I remember telling Colin MacLeod that we called him Baraka and he fucking lost it. He couldn't look at him or he'd die laughing. And everytime someone would tackle him Colin would yell out "finish him".

For the record the girl that stocked me was not Sri.....I believe Donnie is referring to the girl that started in grade nine and didn't stop until 3rd year university. I remember that Darcy and I were locker partners in grade nine and I opened the locker one day and found a love note inside.....at first I assumed that it was just another one from Cara Thompson for Darcy.....WRONG. Thus begins the 6 year escapade. She would even call my house and talk to my mom, and of course my mom would get her going. Fuck! Anyway I don't remember her name. I just know it wasn't Sri.

Other comments:

I don't remember Zap Man. Who the fuck was this guy.

Goat was probably the best nickname Eric Silva ever got. Donnie if you see him again tell him I said what up.

I saw Peg-Leg hangin in a mall in Fredricton with some other dirtbags a few years ago...he said he was just finishing up high school....Beat it chump.

Mark Perry.....all I can remember are cowboy boots.....wait...didn't we tease him and say that he fucked some type of farm animal(s)??

Maria Barna was fucking that rugby coach/teacher!

Ryan Gregory broke his arm tryin too hard against the girls in U-15 soccer.

And Finally,

John Arnold was best known for his fight vs. Sameh Abdella in grade 11 but what got him to the top was a classic in grade 7 vs. Nathan Sherwood. Kent Dollar was calling the fight blow by blow in Ms. MacMillan's class. John didn't throw a punch until Ms. Mac restrained Nathan, then with no regard for authority John stood up and landed a haymaker into Nathan while he was being held back. This is when I knew that John was destined for bigger and better classroom brawls.

- Allas aka 'Snake Eyes'


ps. Who remembers when Mark Maher lined up that fat Etien (sp?) dude in the field between QC and CG. He took a 30 yard run at him and fuckin tackled him like a criminal.....that was the coldest shit I remember .....but I did laugh my ass off.

Donnie, Donnie, Donnie...

Quality post dude... one of the best so far! Fuckin' Baraka! I lost it. The girl who was all over Allas (and Mike Irwin as I remember) was Sri ???

Remember how Mr. Lakenpal (wow.. I have no idea how to spell his name) thought I was satan and never looked at me... remember when I secretly video taped his class? ha.

xo
-JD

You guys are killing me....

Fuck boys, I'm losing it here.... And you stole Zap Man and Stacked from me, I thought you guys wouldn't get those two. Ok, Allas what was the name of the Phillipino girl that stalked you? That was hilarious. The Red Dragon used to work in the kitchen at pat and willy's last year but has since gone missing, anyone with any information of his whereabouts are asked to please come forward and post it. I was playing basketball with the goat the other day and I called him goat.... He still doesn't like it and said it had been a long time since someone called him that, I laughed it up. Zuppy and Hoosier are still around and I think some of Zuppy's old man syndrome is rubbing off on Hoosier, cause he's just like an old man too. How's about Aaron Hardy and Rand???? Where are those guys at???? I betcha Aaron's hair is completely white by now. Ohh how about "Boys, Boys" what's Jamie Myers doing now??? Who remembers the big fight between Sameh and John Arnold over Pi. I'm just looking over a yearbook now and found BARAKA!!!! OHH SHIT!!! Just some more names:
Michael Beaton, Peg Leg, Ryan Clark, Mark Desroche, Greg Forgeron, Steve Geldert, Ryan Gregory, Jaemi James, Mark Maher, Nafanial Wishel, Marc Perry, Cellery Richardson (who kicked Allas' ass in Diana Delongs ditch off the school bus), David Pratt, Robbie Roberts, Marcus Roopus-Alley Oopus, Andrew Stevenson, Andrew Warren (heard he's managing a strip club in Montreal or something), and finally Thomas Zawadski....

Now there's a list,
Donnie Ice T.........Rainor

Best Story Ever.

J remember Physics class and you are sitting behind that Justin guy who looked like Corky from the show Life Goes On. He was talking about 'thumbing' his girl (Gill Gauthier)sp? ........all I can remember is you telling me that story with the hand motions and sound effects....barely able to breath cause you were laughing so hard.

Also after graduation when we got on the buses for safe grad.....we rocked the bus and got everyone screaming 'RED DRAGON' cause he was on the bus in front of us.

Anyone know where Hoosier ended up? And Jeff MacDonald must be like 85 by now.

- Allas

Funny names from high school.

Michael Beaton
Goat
Duck
Sol
Evan Dunn
Mr. Berzins
Any McCulduff (sp??)(Grza's first love)
Michael Albert (what a fag)
Mark Poop
Tyler Hogg
Colin Hood (lives in halifax.... super uber gay)
Davin Tedford
Kendra Saunders
Heather Mancuso (missle tits)
Walk Like A Man (Mike cant remember her real name)
Cody Villard
Mike Stedman
Nial Hughes
Ray Rashad
Chris Carmichael and Andy
Dean Constable
Neil Manning
Albert Dow
Jay Mol
Brad Mathews
Manuel Sierra
Troy Pesa
Ramsey Bassit
Lucy Bassit
Cronker
Titty Bouvard
Maaaaaaaaria Barna.

... man I wish I had a yearbook.

-JD and Mike

shaun and scott

Does anyone else remember the time where scott barber won the poetry constest? Basically he wrote a poem about PEI beaches in the summer time, and it was published in the paper. well on the bus that day shaun busted him for copying someone elses poem out of a book. scott argued sooo hard, but in the end he couldnt define a "pedway", and his poem was called "The Pedway". He then admitted his shame.

i also just remembered Rammy Murad sp? admitting that he tasted his own jizz. Scott made fun of him, and rammy chased him through the school and put him in a headlock.

also, who was that guy that we called "The King Of The School"?

-Mike

The Budget.

Fuck... Zap Man.. I almost lost it reading that.

Mike and I were talking about the time when Big Red was at the vending machine getting chips or something, and just as his tasty selection was falling, he started to freak out... "Uhhhhh..... Dammit. I didnt see Ketchup". Good times.

Remember when Mike got called Harry Scarth at Orientation?

Oh yea... more nicknames. Mike already mentioned this one, but the girl on the bus was dubbed 'My Band Music' girl. Uhhh..... I just got the best one!!! REMEMBER 'STACKED'??? Remember 'Superfly'?

Tonight at Sobeys I ran into the girl that Darcy went to prom with, but I cant remember her name. Leslie or something? I talked to her for a few mins.

Word.
xoJD

Excellent, my interent wasn't working for a couple days and now I find it is more then just me and allas having a conversation, excellent.
J if you do come to montreal let me know where you plan on moving so I can either never call you (if you are too far away) or loiter at your house all day (too close). I am on Pine ave west next to Pierre Trudeau's pimp shack and the montreal general hospital
I'm having a hard time thinking of any funny nicknames from high school, one I don't think anyone mentioned is Zap man, who almost beat up donnie for saying it right behind his back. Good to here you got a job Donald. Who else are you going to be working with?
Allas you should stop in montreal if you plan on going home.
Lyndsay tells me that a 10 year Gray reunion is in the works so your dream will come true allas.
Warm up the deep frier

Darcy

Nicknames

Shizu aka shesho aka shuzee

Kim Tran aka Amy Chow

Donnie Brasco (the small ratty guy that got stuffed in a locker)

Mask (that melissa girl....J I know you know who i'm talking about)

That last one is killing my train of thought......that was the best nickname ever.....if you guys don't understand, just get the old movie with Cher in it (I think it's called Mask). The one where she has a son with a huge fucked up head......then you'll connect it up and laugh for like 3 days.

- Allas

jd and i got talking

we were trying to remember the weirdos we went to school with, that we gave fake names that they probably never even knew got applied to them.

Big Red
Red Dragon
Great White (Red Dragon's albino sidekick)

can anyone think of anymore?

-Mike

my bannnd muuusic

Sup fellas. Don't really have time to post much right now, just wanted to let you know that my tacklebox roomate sent me to the blog. good stuff! you definetly need to get scott barber and shaun callaghan on this, maybe have a little Rick's League reunion.

payyyce

Mike

ps. that pic of wallace scared the shit out of me.

Uhhhh

Allas you should come to PEI, that would be great.... Darcy maybe you'll get to see some real cork soaker's in Ottawa, that would be great..... Ohh looks like I got a job at Jakes bar and restaurant above the yatch club for the summer, should be fun...... Hey J, I saw your article in the halifax news paper thing, good stuff... Dad was loving the prince albert stuff... "Holly Fuck"

Donnie

Scarth Diddy

Yo tell Scarth to get on here and blog like a muthafucker. We should just invite everyone from Colonel Gray Class of '98.....Darcy you're in charge of getting Tiff Arsenault on here. Once she gets on it will only be a matter of time before her little sister Melanie will come.

As I stated before I cannot wait to be in the same room as all the people from our year in high school......I think that I would just enjoy talking with Mark Mahr, Kent Dollar and Brad Driscoll.......fuck that would be the best coversation ever. I'm laughing my ass off just thinking about sitting around talking to those guys. Maybe we'll have a ten year reunion in the cafeteria and we'll be able to get pizza and fries.....and I can tell Lucy that I paid Jesse.

peace and chicken grease (said with a lisp)

- Allas

Suuuuck Baaaack!

Yo.
I *might* be moving to montreal in september, but I'm not too sure. Our band is thinking about moving up as a 'unit'. We just spent $1000 on a merch order... we are getting Risky Business sweat pants :)

Add me to your shit everyone..
MSN: theycallitmurder(a)hotmail.com
AIM: SET FIRE XXX

Who has/uses myspace.com?? add me too 'crucialheadwalk(a)gmail.com'

I was telling Scarth Vader about this blog... should I invite him too?

word.
xoJD

Soakin' cork

The thia place we go has no cork fee but I have heard of some of the other places charging a couple dollars, nothing as high as 25 however.
J, word on the street is you are coming to Montreal? ...Spooning?

- Darcy

www.homestarrunner.com

Perscription

I recommend two things for a speedy recovery from cramps:

1) Stay away from drinking Kool-Aid with a lot of suger

2) Call you mom to come pick you up so you don't have to walk and risk cramping in your pants.

Darcy is there a 'corkage fee' involve in bringing your own wine into these establishments......I've been to a place where they charge you $25 to open you wine. But if you like your own shit then it's a good way to go. I think that the water filling up thing also applies to most sushi places....even when I'm waiting for take out they are all over me with the water.

- Allas

Band of Brothers

Yes we do have the national experts on cramps (Dr. Donnie T. Rainor) on call for any cramp related issues as well as rage-iholism.
Band of Brothers, best mini series ever... green train, green train, woop woop!
Going to ottawa next week, going to be good, they have the best thia restaurant I have been to so far = sweet basil on bank st.
If you ever want to have your water filled up everytime you take a drink it is the place to go. Oh and the food is good.
They have many resaurants in montreal where you can bring your own wine... which makes din-din much more enjoyabe, is this common in other places? I never saw any in ottawa. Might be a quebec thing.
Speaking of quebec, it is going crazy. All the liquor stores are closed and they are thinking of banning smoking in public places... I thought quebec would be the last place that these things would ever happen . People are walking around like zombies in the monatgue shopping mall

- darcy

Need some help here....

I just googled 'recipe for cramps' and it took me to this site.

who are you people?

xo JD

No unfortunately I only got in the mid 60's, so I am not as nerdy as you think.

beauville.blogspot.com

Check out Chris' blog and take the geek test.......i got a 74 which validates me as a mid-level geek. Darcy I'm sure you'll register in the 90's.

- Allas

Best Halloween costume ever constructed from the quality goods of a two-story chinese dollar store. I accept all challengs that say otherwise

tutorial

Ok ....well I think that you (Darcy) need to do a tutorial for those who don't know how to use the site. I had to post Donnie's entry for him. And Donnie.....a 'blog' is the short name for weblog......I'm sure you would be interested in reading this one. www.blogmaverick.com This is Mark Cubian's personal blog.......he talks about some interesting things, such as starting his own hedge fund based purely on sports betting. But mostly he seems to post problems he has with things....such as ripping DVD's ....and then 100 people post solutions for him......quite a genius idea actually.

On another note.....I've been thinking that if I don't come across a job in the next couple of weeks...I'm gonna come home for a couple of months and hang out. Just a thought.

Well I'm gonna get back to Study Session 7, Learning Outcome Statement 1.i..........blah blah blah..

-Allas

The effects of using the wrong detergent in the dishwasher

clarification

not sure if you can tell on the site but to see the blogs you can go to peiiswhere.blogspot.com
As well, the pic is of megans recent fight at the senior nationals in St. Hyacinthe. Lyndsay and I went and watched her kick this girls ass. Unfortunately she lost in the gold medal bout by two standing 8 counts... Ron was pissed about the second call by the referee, definitely worth going to see.
Donnie are you playing soccer this summer? I might be home for a bit maybe and would like to play because I doubt I will be able to find a team here.
- Darcy

Megan's first fight, only decent pic I got (only got 4 off before the fight was over)

And...

I thought it might be a good idea (everyone should note that Ian is against it... I believe it was the mountain woman's idea though).
Do you get any deals at the superstore if you work there Donnie? Maybe double PC points or free food? I could go for some of that. Did you start carpentry or do you have to wait until the fall?
Had a good international health class today that I decided to attend (twas mandatory). Was quite interesting. They explained how developing countries are poor in part because of colonialism from european countries that stole all there resources. Once these countries got there independence they didn't have anything so that had to take loans from other countries (european and western) and are now in deep debt which they can't get out of.... Soooo, they can't afford to fix their health care systems among other things because all their money is going to wealthy countries and world banks.
If you have a lot of photos on your computer I recommend a little program called Picasa (similar to iphoto for the apple.
-Darcy

what the fuck is a blog?

I live at home with my parents again... I just started working at the superstore in the produce section... I've never been this much in debt.... Life's good.

Donnie