clell of the new millenium

The newest edition to the Clell family
Stats:
Height - 3 apples
weight - 9 pounder
sex - male
blood type - kriptonite
head circumferance - unmeasurable with present day technology
Name - Jonas lee maclellan (clell)
aka - Lil' tis, darcy jr, chubs, B Clell, J Clell, Jonas 3000, The jis, little buddy,
son of tis, greatest golden eye (N64) player in training (jason and tis have already begun intensive training sessions), etc, etc, etc...
eye color - lasers
hair color - dark and damp
special abilities - ability to beat up darcy senior, codes, codes, codes

darcy