Give me a call...I have been working on things for the past week and I want to run some things by you....see where your heads at and if you and Grza have been talking about this.
peace
Allas
23.7.06
19.7.06
Ego check...
So for the last little while when I meet chicks out and they ask me what I do, I've been telling them that I manage a Tim Horton's and I usually act like I'm the fucking man cause that is what I do. The other night this act was greatly appriciated by a girl who after hearing what I did for a living told me.."buddy, if you want to get a girlfriend try getting a better job. Realize that Tim's isn't going to impress anyone." Lucky for me she was a friend of a friend of a friend....and needless to say within a half an hour at the bar this story got back to my buddy (who knows her). Well he got a huge kick out of it, but more importantly he got a lot of enjoyment in telling her that I'm really an investment banker and that I don't make $20,000/yr managing FOBs.
So she comes up to me after all this and tells me that she wasn't totally wrong about me. She knew from the start that I was "a arrogant big headed mutherfucker who gets enjoyment out of jerking girls around and fails to realize that someday I WILL be alone and without anyone to love.." ....her words not mine.
Maybe so young lady, maybe so.....but hey at least I love myself....A LOT!
So I sent her an email today (got her email addy from my boy) with the subject line as Mirror!!! I wrote.. "I got a new mirror and you were totally right".......and then I attached this picture.
I also have a good story about when I tell girls I'm a religous studies major...but that is for another day.
**EDIT** Congrats on the new addition to the C-Dot clan. I really can't believe he has a child, I am barely responsible enough to:
a) remember that the girl in front of me is not always the girl that I'm dating
b) get myself home on Friday/Saturday nights
c) wake up for work on time
These qualities are ones I believe would make me a horrible parent at the current time.
Allas
So she comes up to me after all this and tells me that she wasn't totally wrong about me. She knew from the start that I was "a arrogant big headed mutherfucker who gets enjoyment out of jerking girls around and fails to realize that someday I WILL be alone and without anyone to love.." ....her words not mine.
Maybe so young lady, maybe so.....but hey at least I love myself....A LOT!
So I sent her an email today (got her email addy from my boy) with the subject line as Mirror!!! I wrote.. "I got a new mirror and you were totally right".......and then I attached this picture.
I also have a good story about when I tell girls I'm a religous studies major...but that is for another day.
**EDIT** Congrats on the new addition to the C-Dot clan. I really can't believe he has a child, I am barely responsible enough to:
a) remember that the girl in front of me is not always the girl that I'm dating
b) get myself home on Friday/Saturday nights
c) wake up for work on time
These qualities are ones I believe would make me a horrible parent at the current time.
Allas
clell of the new millenium
The newest edition to the Clell family
Stats:
Height - 3 apples
weight - 9 pounder
sex - male
blood type - kriptonite
head circumferance - unmeasurable with present day technology
Name - Jonas lee maclellan (clell)
aka - Lil' tis, darcy jr, chubs, B Clell, J Clell, Jonas 3000, The jis, little buddy,
son of tis, greatest golden eye (N64) player in training (jason and tis have already begun intensive training sessions), etc, etc, etc...
eye color - lasers
hair color - dark and damp
special abilities - ability to beat up darcy senior, codes, codes, codes
darcy
17.7.06
Send it to me.
8 - 1216 15th Ave. SW
Calgary, Alberta
T3C 0X5
Stampede was as per usual. My liver hurts and I got into some trouble...again as per usual.
Calgary, Alberta
T3C 0X5
Stampede was as per usual. My liver hurts and I got into some trouble...again as per usual.
13.7.06
Mailing Address?
Matt, I need to get your mailing address from you. I got something to send ya. It's courtey J Tse. A little something to, and I quote, "show that there are still Asians playing competive ball out east."
Oh, and if anyone gets a chance, go see the "District B13" flick. Good movie with some crazy Le Parkour in it.
Trev
Oh, and if anyone gets a chance, go see the "District B13" flick. Good movie with some crazy Le Parkour in it.
Trev
4.7.06
le tigre
Long time no blog. So this is gonna be short and so fucking sweet.
Ed, love the story need to forward this one on to J. Tse...if I could only find that mutha.
Darcy, didn't end up taking that job....mainly due to the fact that my work up'd the ante and paid me to stay.
Bonus Day was last Friday.
That's right you fuckers I'm rich again. All the haters can curl up and fucking die!
For everyone that didn't know, I had a job offer from Merrill Lynch about a month ago. Pretty good opprotunity, would have had the opprotunity to work in China, London, NYC after a year in Calgary. But the bad thing was that they ASSURED me that I would work 100/wk every week for the next two years. Not my bag. Right now I'm working 60-85.....that's where I'm at kids. I might try and get home for a weekend in August....let me know if there is one that works for everyone.
Stampede starts on Friday!!!! I will be posting pictures....
Beat it.
Allas
Ed, love the story need to forward this one on to J. Tse...if I could only find that mutha.
Darcy, didn't end up taking that job....mainly due to the fact that my work up'd the ante and paid me to stay.
Bonus Day was last Friday.
That's right you fuckers I'm rich again. All the haters can curl up and fucking die!
For everyone that didn't know, I had a job offer from Merrill Lynch about a month ago. Pretty good opprotunity, would have had the opprotunity to work in China, London, NYC after a year in Calgary. But the bad thing was that they ASSURED me that I would work 100/wk every week for the next two years. Not my bag. Right now I'm working 60-85.....that's where I'm at kids. I might try and get home for a weekend in August....let me know if there is one that works for everyone.
Stampede starts on Friday!!!! I will be posting pictures....
Beat it.
Allas
2.7.06
Bball madness
This weekend PEI hosted the under 13 and 14 boys and girl eastern Canadian bball championships. I reffed some games in the tourny one of which was Brampton Ontario vs. a team from NB, this was in the U-13 boys division. I've already shared this with Darcy and Donnie but for the others I'll give a recap.
The premise for the game is that this team from Ontario had destroyed PEI the day before, 87-8 at half. Honestly. So my game starts, Brampton wins the tip scores a layup. NB inbounds only 3 guys go over half, 2 just sit under there defensive hoop waiting. I'm thinking what the fuck is going on. So the three NB players just go up one jacks a three, Brampton comes down scores. NB again same shit, 3 dudes one jacks a 3 two wait to play D. This was the game plan. Not to win, but to prevent Brampton from scoring lay ups, they'd just pack the key and let them shoot. Game are 4, 10 min quarters. 8 minute half time. game started at 8 I was out the door before 9.
Was fucked, this was the sickest group of under 13 ballers i've ever seen. Silly, they may have beet Colonel Gray, who had a good team this year. The best part Allas you'll like this since your Mt. A days of two asains on a ball team. Was that half of this team was asain, quick as fuck, the rest were DARK DARK DARK.
Silly, I might grab a program just to see 5 years down the road if any of these kids are on the scene.
World cup is sick.
Peace
Ed
The premise for the game is that this team from Ontario had destroyed PEI the day before, 87-8 at half. Honestly. So my game starts, Brampton wins the tip scores a layup. NB inbounds only 3 guys go over half, 2 just sit under there defensive hoop waiting. I'm thinking what the fuck is going on. So the three NB players just go up one jacks a three, Brampton comes down scores. NB again same shit, 3 dudes one jacks a 3 two wait to play D. This was the game plan. Not to win, but to prevent Brampton from scoring lay ups, they'd just pack the key and let them shoot. Game are 4, 10 min quarters. 8 minute half time. game started at 8 I was out the door before 9.
Was fucked, this was the sickest group of under 13 ballers i've ever seen. Silly, they may have beet Colonel Gray, who had a good team this year. The best part Allas you'll like this since your Mt. A days of two asains on a ball team. Was that half of this team was asain, quick as fuck, the rest were DARK DARK DARK.
Silly, I might grab a program just to see 5 years down the road if any of these kids are on the scene.
World cup is sick.
Peace
Ed
20.6.06
Ukraine is no longer weak
I think I will be home later this week if I can get a train ticket... saturday maybe.
Loving the world cup. Thursday should be a good day and Ukraine v. Tunisia is a big game on friday.
darcy
Loving the world cup. Thursday should be a good day and Ukraine v. Tunisia is a big game on friday.
darcy
14.6.06
13.6.06
CZE!
J I have only seen a couple world cup games so I haven't had much to say. So glad that USA was crushed by the Czechs, Koller is a monster (damn his hammy) and Nedved is fucking great (love the hair). Also watched the Iran - mexico game and was hoping iran might pull through. Maradonna is a fatty now, full of cocaine
darcy
darcy
12.6.06
I was wondering where all the World Cup talk was. So far I've watched every game and they've all been pretty good.
Frings for Germany still has the best goal from like 25 yards out. While watching the Argentina game, it would always show clips of a crazed fan who looked exactly like Maradonna and I was always thinking... "That dude loooks like a cross between Maradonna and Ron Jeremy..." . Turns out it was Maradonna... I love that guy.
-JD
Frings for Germany still has the best goal from like 25 yards out. While watching the Argentina game, it would always show clips of a crazed fan who looked exactly like Maradonna and I was always thinking... "That dude loooks like a cross between Maradonna and Ron Jeremy..." . Turns out it was Maradonna... I love that guy.
-JD
11.6.06
9.6.06
Happy birthday Don
The link works for me... maybe you have to be a member for it to work. I'll figure out something. I may be in halifax during that time actually, why?
Happy birthday donnie
darcy
Happy birthday donnie
darcy
Happy Bertday Canada
Happy Bertday, Don Don... and it's a Friday. Classic Birthday day.
The big 26, wooooo weeeee, him and her got it on....
Melon, the link doesn't work...
Anyone going to be in Hali July 27 - Aug 4?
The big 26, wooooo weeeee, him and her got it on....
Melon, the link doesn't work...
Anyone going to be in Hali July 27 - Aug 4?
pictorial recap of montreal visit
Matt, Madison posted all the pics she/we took while you were here. They are her facebook account
Just look in the photo albums. I will post some of the ones on my camera if I get a chance. Some of them are pretty hilarious
darcy
Just look in the photo albums. I will post some of the ones on my camera if I get a chance. Some of them are pretty hilarious
darcy
6.6.06
June 6, 2006
Yo just moved no internet hook up yet so i'm slow on the blog for a little bit.
Just wanted to give everyone the heads up to watch out, today is 666!
peace
Ed
Just wanted to give everyone the heads up to watch out, today is 666!
peace
Ed
1.6.06
Yeah
De La is gonna be a tight show. I'm just curious as to whether they know what they are getting themselves into. I'm sure they do. Still don't know how Shoreline swung it though. The reps growing I guess. I'm debating whether to make it a Saturday night thing or a full weekend thing. It'll probably be the latter. Definitely a good time for a trip home Matt.
Anyway, saw X-Men last night. Non-stop action, as expected. Best line in the movie, "Do you know who I am Bitch?...I'm the Juggernaut,"(courtesy Vinnie Jones) as he proceeded to smash through about ten concrete walls with his head.
Trev
Anyway, saw X-Men last night. Non-stop action, as expected. Best line in the movie, "Do you know who I am Bitch?...I'm the Juggernaut,"(courtesy Vinnie Jones) as he proceeded to smash through about ten concrete walls with his head.
Trev
Thanks Trev
For throwing that Gnarls vid on the blog. I don't watch a lot (any) music tv so I hadn't seen it until now.
Also about shoreline, that is super dope. I actually heard that from Rankin not too long ago. He was shocked to say the least. I think that I told you Trev that I saw them in Calgary last summer. Very good show...but I'm sure they will rip it up at an outdoor festival.
Maybe a trip home for the weekend is in order?
Allas (a little less fired up than last night)
Also about shoreline, that is super dope. I actually heard that from Rankin not too long ago. He was shocked to say the least. I think that I told you Trev that I saw them in Calgary last summer. Very good show...but I'm sure they will rip it up at an outdoor festival.
Maybe a trip home for the weekend is in order?
Allas (a little less fired up than last night)
Kool-Aid with Too Much Sugar I Guess
Well this has been a long time coming, and after one of my recent posts I have been contacted by a source who will remain...ah fuck it, lets call him Jesus(Hey-zeus). Jesus has informed me of the watchful eyes of lurkers upon our most holy of blogs. Subsequently Jesus has 'warned' me to watch what I say upon OUR blog. My first reaction was obviously "Who the fuck is looking at this? Who would be interested in what our circle of friends had to say?" Well then I thought about it for a bit and realized that it would be those who:
1) have no life of their own and need obtain enjoyment through the lives of others
2) have been (in a sense) lurkers their whole life and have easily adapted to internet lurking.
Looking back at some of our (my) previous posts I have realized that I probably insulted some people (actually many), places, things...etc. But as you (the non lurkers) guys are aware I really don't give a fuck. Nor have I ever given a fuck. I have ALWAYS done things my way, be it good or bad. Also I am quite aware of who did/does/didn't/doesn't like me or what I have to say in any way shape or form. Guess what...that's right go fuck yourself!
I will continue to be moi (in Mtl right now), and thus continue to say what ever I want, about whomever I feel. Pretty sure that those who I consider friends know who they are, yes JP we are still friends...even though I still have not received a single t-shirt as of yet. Maybe if we get this going when I get back I will be able to get all the t-shirts I want huh?
So to conclude this most holy of posts. I thank you Jesus for making me aware of this and for giving me the strength to continue being a complete fucker to those I dislike and who dislike me (many are one in the same).
In writing this I have had the urge many times to just call people the fuck out and say....fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, your cool, fuck you...but I have obviously not done this, due to Jesus telling me that this is not the righteous path to take. And I do believe he knows a thing or two about paths...and I know a lot about being righteous.
But I will end things like this....lurk all you want mutherfuckers...maybe you will someday get talked about (again in some cases) or maybe you will have the nuts to leave a comment. Hopefully both!
the always even tempered,
Allas
1) have no life of their own and need obtain enjoyment through the lives of others
2) have been (in a sense) lurkers their whole life and have easily adapted to internet lurking.
Looking back at some of our (my) previous posts I have realized that I probably insulted some people (actually many), places, things...etc. But as you (the non lurkers) guys are aware I really don't give a fuck. Nor have I ever given a fuck. I have ALWAYS done things my way, be it good or bad. Also I am quite aware of who did/does/didn't/doesn't like me or what I have to say in any way shape or form. Guess what...that's right go fuck yourself!
I will continue to be moi (in Mtl right now), and thus continue to say what ever I want, about whomever I feel. Pretty sure that those who I consider friends know who they are, yes JP we are still friends...even though I still have not received a single t-shirt as of yet. Maybe if we get this going when I get back I will be able to get all the t-shirts I want huh?
So to conclude this most holy of posts. I thank you Jesus for making me aware of this and for giving me the strength to continue being a complete fucker to those I dislike and who dislike me (many are one in the same).
In writing this I have had the urge many times to just call people the fuck out and say....fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, your cool, fuck you...but I have obviously not done this, due to Jesus telling me that this is not the righteous path to take. And I do believe he knows a thing or two about paths...and I know a lot about being righteous.
But I will end things like this....lurk all you want mutherfuckers...maybe you will someday get talked about (again in some cases) or maybe you will have the nuts to leave a comment. Hopefully both!
the always even tempered,
Allas
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