JP

Give me a call...I have been working on things for the past week and I want to run some things by you....see where your heads at and if you and Grza have been talking about this.

peace

Allas

Ego check...

So for the last little while when I meet chicks out and they ask me what I do, I've been telling them that I manage a Tim Horton's and I usually act like I'm the fucking man cause that is what I do. The other night this act was greatly appriciated by a girl who after hearing what I did for a living told me.."buddy, if you want to get a girlfriend try getting a better job. Realize that Tim's isn't going to impress anyone." Lucky for me she was a friend of a friend of a friend....and needless to say within a half an hour at the bar this story got back to my buddy (who knows her). Well he got a huge kick out of it, but more importantly he got a lot of enjoyment in telling her that I'm really an investment banker and that I don't make $20,000/yr managing FOBs.

So she comes up to me after all this and tells me that she wasn't totally wrong about me. She knew from the start that I was "a arrogant big headed mutherfucker who gets enjoyment out of jerking girls around and fails to realize that someday I WILL be alone and without anyone to love.." ....her words not mine.

Maybe so young lady, maybe so.....but hey at least I love myself....A LOT!

So I sent her an email today (got her email addy from my boy) with the subject line as Mirror!!! I wrote.. "I got a new mirror and you were totally right".......and then I attached this picture.




I also have a good story about when I tell girls I'm a religous studies major...but that is for another day.


**EDIT** Congrats on the new addition to the C-Dot clan. I really can't believe he has a child, I am barely responsible enough to:

a) remember that the girl in front of me is not always the girl that I'm dating

b) get myself home on Friday/Saturday nights

c) wake up for work on time

These qualities are ones I believe would make me a horrible parent at the current time.

Allas

clell of the new millenium

The newest edition to the Clell family
Stats:
Height - 3 apples
weight - 9 pounder
sex - male
blood type - kriptonite
head circumferance - unmeasurable with present day technology
Name - Jonas lee maclellan (clell)
aka - Lil' tis, darcy jr, chubs, B Clell, J Clell, Jonas 3000, The jis, little buddy,
son of tis, greatest golden eye (N64) player in training (jason and tis have already begun intensive training sessions), etc, etc, etc...
eye color - lasers
hair color - dark and damp
special abilities - ability to beat up darcy senior, codes, codes, codes

darcy

Send it to me.

8 - 1216 15th Ave. SW
Calgary, Alberta
T3C 0X5


Stampede was as per usual. My liver hurts and I got into some trouble...again as per usual.

Mailing Address?

Matt, I need to get your mailing address from you. I got something to send ya. It's courtey J Tse. A little something to, and I quote, "show that there are still Asians playing competive ball out east."

Oh, and if anyone gets a chance, go see the "District B13" flick. Good movie with some crazy Le Parkour in it.

Trev

le tigre

Long time no blog. So this is gonna be short and so fucking sweet.

Ed, love the story need to forward this one on to J. Tse...if I could only find that mutha.

Darcy, didn't end up taking that job....mainly due to the fact that my work up'd the ante and paid me to stay.

Bonus Day was last Friday.

That's right you fuckers I'm rich again. All the haters can curl up and fucking die!

For everyone that didn't know, I had a job offer from Merrill Lynch about a month ago. Pretty good opprotunity, would have had the opprotunity to work in China, London, NYC after a year in Calgary. But the bad thing was that they ASSURED me that I would work 100/wk every week for the next two years. Not my bag. Right now I'm working 60-85.....that's where I'm at kids. I might try and get home for a weekend in August....let me know if there is one that works for everyone.


Stampede starts on Friday!!!! I will be posting pictures....


Beat it.

Allas

Bball madness

This weekend PEI hosted the under 13 and 14 boys and girl eastern Canadian bball championships. I reffed some games in the tourny one of which was Brampton Ontario vs. a team from NB, this was in the U-13 boys division. I've already shared this with Darcy and Donnie but for the others I'll give a recap.

The premise for the game is that this team from Ontario had destroyed PEI the day before, 87-8 at half. Honestly. So my game starts, Brampton wins the tip scores a layup. NB inbounds only 3 guys go over half, 2 just sit under there defensive hoop waiting. I'm thinking what the fuck is going on. So the three NB players just go up one jacks a three, Brampton comes down scores. NB again same shit, 3 dudes one jacks a 3 two wait to play D. This was the game plan. Not to win, but to prevent Brampton from scoring lay ups, they'd just pack the key and let them shoot. Game are 4, 10 min quarters. 8 minute half time. game started at 8 I was out the door before 9.

Was fucked, this was the sickest group of under 13 ballers i've ever seen. Silly, they may have beet Colonel Gray, who had a good team this year. The best part Allas you'll like this since your Mt. A days of two asains on a ball team. Was that half of this team was asain, quick as fuck, the rest were DARK DARK DARK.

Silly, I might grab a program just to see 5 years down the road if any of these kids are on the scene.

World cup is sick.

Peace

Ed